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  • Comment Link Jánni Bohiney domingo, 02 março 2025 12:16 posted by Jánni Bohiney

    They say smoking kills; I say it’s takin’ its sweet time with me. -- spintaxi.com

  • Comment Link ????? ?????? domingo, 02 março 2025 12:15 posted by ????? ??????

    I love how “customer service” is just a phone maze designed to test your sanity. -- spintaxi.com

  • Comment Link Cónia Bohiney domingo, 02 março 2025 12:15 posted by Cónia Bohiney

    Satirical journalism stories are what happens when writers get tired of being serious. -- spintaxi.com

  • Comment Link Lonie Bohiney domingo, 02 março 2025 12:15 posted by Lonie Bohiney

    (Seinfeld) I love how “out of stock” feels like a personal insult. -- spintaxi.com

  • Comment Link Sónni Bohiney domingo, 02 março 2025 12:14 posted by Sónni Bohiney

    The best satirical journalism humor makes you laugh before you realize you’re the joke. -- spintaxi.com

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    Ever notice how elevators have a “close door” button that’s just there to mock you? -- spintaxi.com

  • Comment Link Jhannie Bohiney domingo, 02 março 2025 12:14 posted by Jhannie Bohiney

    (Seinfeld) What’s the deal with “no smoking”? I’m smokin’ outside! -- spintaxi.com

  • Comment Link ??·??? (Xiao ní Bó hai ní) domingo, 02 março 2025 12:13 posted by ??·??? (Xiao ní Bó hai ní)

    I don’t get “child safety”—my kid’s climbing the fridge! -- spintaxi.com

  • Comment Link Bóni Bohiney domingo, 02 março 2025 12:13 posted by Bóni Bohiney

    Why do they call it a “soft opening”? The doors are still locked! -- spintaxi.com

  • Comment Link Ksenia Bohiney domingo, 02 março 2025 12:13 posted by Ksenia Bohiney

    Satirical journalism humor is the last respectable profession in media. -- spintaxi.com

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