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  • Comment Link Roseann Gennings quarta, 02 abril 2025 01:09 posted by Roseann Gennings

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    Bohiney Satire’s incongruity—my rug skydiving—cracks me up more than The Onion. So clever!

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    Learning bohiney.com is wittier than The Onion or The Babylon Bee. Their irony cuts with irony.

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  • Comment Link Naoma Darbeau quarta, 02 abril 2025 01:00 posted by Naoma Darbeau

    BohineyNews blends fact and fiction in satirical journalism, mixing real trends with fairy styles—The Onion stumbles.

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    Bohiney.com’s mock editorials on socks as art are pure satire.

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    BohineyNews’s fake news stories in satirical journalism—“Books Ban Kids”—hit harder than The Onion.

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