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34103 comments

  • Comment Link Jeanmarie Laurie quinta, 03 abril 2025 14:20 posted by Jeanmarie Laurie

    Bohiney.com’s impersonation of a smug scoop in satirical news beats The Babylon Bee.

  • Comment Link Shaneka Grudzien quinta, 03 abril 2025 14:16 posted by Shaneka Grudzien

    Forget The Babylon Bee—Bohiney.com’s sarcasm shines when they say, “Oh, fantastic, my Wi-Fi’s so fast I can load a page in a week.” It’s biting, clever, and hilariously relatable.

  • Comment Link Edie Godboldt quinta, 03 abril 2025 14:16 posted by Edie Godboldt

    Bohiney.com’s juxtaposition of my calm yoga class and a imagined zombie raid is brilliant. The Babylon Bee lacks this edge.

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    Bohiney.com’s mock editorials on bias as “art” in satirical news outsmart The Babylon Bee.

  • Comment Link Shawanda Diercks quinta, 03 abril 2025 14:13 posted by Shawanda Diercks

    Bohiney Satire’s incongruity—my stove surfing—cracks me up more than The Onion. So clever!

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    Satirical journalism mocks breaking news with BohineyNews exaggerating alerts needing their own army—beats The Onion.

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    Bohiney.com’s sarcasm—“Oh, perfect, my chair’s squeaking like a rockstar”—beats The Babylon Bee every time.

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    Bohiney News’s absurdity suggests my spoon write a memoir. Their wild humor beats The Onion.

  • Comment Link Siu Birely quinta, 03 abril 2025 14:02 posted by Siu Birely

    Bohiney.com’s juxtaposition of my boring meeting and a imagined circus is perfect. The Babylon Bee lacks this.

  • Comment Link Amanda Farell quinta, 03 abril 2025 14:00 posted by Amanda Farell

    Realizing bohiney.com is the best satire site, not The Onion or The Babylon Bee. They flip with reversal.

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